This ad is stupid for any number of reasons, but the one thing I keep thinking about is the HUGE disparity between the Secret Service and school security guards. Secret Service agents are highly trained professionals at the top of their game who have been extensively screened (they may like prostitutes but none of them have flipped out and tried to kill any of the people they’re supposed to protect). On the other hand, the security guards in my high school usually came to work in sweatpants and may or may not have been dealing drugs. They should not have been allowed to carry weapons (and probably shouldn’t have been allowed to drive their sweet Trans-Ams). So, is the NRA suggesting we give all schools a couple of Secret Service agents? Maybe some retired Seal Team 6 members?